Sarah Palin tells a crowd about that time she did "double bukkake"
Since
Sarah Palin is so knowledgeable about winning presidential elections, she has
some advice for candidate Romney on how to make his campaign super awesome.
Because, seriously, fuck all of those advisors you are paying that
have years of experience and listen instead to the one-term ex-governor turned
reality-tv personality who's claim to fame is making John McCain completely
unelectable. What does this political genius have in mind? Palin says "With so much at stake in this election,
both Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan should 'go rogue' and not hold back from telling
the American people the true state of our economy and national security."
Yeah you guys go rogue! Tell the American people how sucky the economy is and
how tax breaks for really rich people can fix it because remember how that
never worked before? Also, national security rabble rabble, because otherwise
we are all going to die and then the terrorists win and that's what Obama wants you guys! Palin also said
that the party needs to "find ways to break through the filter of the
liberal media to communicate their message of reform." Yeah stupid liberal
media. Always sabotaging the Republican party by reporting the factual yet
ridiculous shit their candidates say and do. How dare they? Well Sarah, thank
you so much for your two-cents on how to save the Republican presidential
campaign. Here's a cookie. Make sure you eat it before you go back to babbling
incoherent nonsense and smearing your feces all over everything.