Saturday, September 22, 2012

Sarah Palin has political advice for Mitt Romney


Sarah Palin tells  a crowd about that time she did "double bukkake"

Since Sarah Palin is so knowledgeable about winning presidential elections, she has some advice for candidate Romney on how to make his campaign super awesome. Because, seriously, fuck all of those advisors you are paying that have years of experience and listen instead to the one-term ex-governor turned reality-tv personality who's claim to fame is making John McCain completely unelectable. What does this political genius have in mind? Palin says "With so much at stake in this election, both Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan should 'go rogue' and not hold back from telling the American people the true state of our economy and national security."  Yeah you guys go rogue! Tell the American people how sucky the economy is and how tax breaks for really rich people can fix it because remember how that never worked before? Also, national security rabble rabble, because otherwise we are all going to die and then the terrorists win and that's what Obama wants you guys! Palin also said that the party needs to "find ways to break through the filter of the liberal media to communicate their message of reform." Yeah stupid liberal media. Always sabotaging the Republican party by reporting the factual yet ridiculous shit their candidates say and do. How dare they? Well Sarah, thank you so much for your two-cents on how to save the Republican presidential campaign. Here's a cookie. Make sure you eat it before you go back to babbling incoherent nonsense and smearing your feces all over everything. 

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